England for Life

Fuck off, Real.

Barcelona has scored 1000000x more goals than you, fucking stupid head to head rule.

Bloody hell, I spent thirty seconds deciding which icon to use. I'm turning more and more into a faggot every fucking day.

I blame Logan. Wanker.

Manchester United won the Premiership again. Fuck you, rest of the Premiership. Especially Mourinho. Ronaldo is ManUtd's bitch, but the entire Chelsea squad is a bunch of crying bitches.

Manchester United out of the Champions League again. Fuck. As soon as I tell Sam that Ronaldo has matured as a player, he goes back to the same stepover bullshit with no passing routine. Sam had a good laugh at that one. Fucking cockney bastard wannabe scouser. How the fuck can the goddamn Scouse cunts get to two finals in three fucking years?

Everyone hates Ronaldo, but this is fucking uncalled for. Who wouldn't go down after that challenge? And for Ball to fucking stamp on his ribs afterwards, that's fucking uncalled for. What do you expect from a City cuntbag?

Mark kicked my ass in fencing today. D; I'm in a bad mood. Fucking rich people and their fucking rich people sports.

Fuck it all.

Why the fuck am I still fucking doing this?

Fuck.

Fucking hell.

It was fucking Middlesborough at fucking Old Trafford.

Fucking morons.

This thing has died.

Should update more often. Didn't realize haven't updated since the start of Lent half. Summer half began yesterday.

Everyone got offered places at the Universities, but that's what being a rich bitch gets you. Ben and Mark got into a Trinity College vs Christ Church College row which is the same as any Cambridge vs Oxford row. "My family can date our history back to the time before Jesus and we've been going to [x] for etc. etc. etc." The aristocracy is ridiculous.

Sam wants me to play doubles tennis with him this half. I want to focus on football training but he's pretty set on it. Could do it and use it to get him to do what I want but he pretty much does anyway. D;

Saw a scout at my futsal tournament... pretty sure it's Lee Congerton from Chelsea FC. Interesting.

It's my birthday. O:

Get me stuff. O:

Chelsea's not taking the title this year. :D

Shut the fuck up.

Let's look at more important titles. Premiership? Champions' League?

die plz.

HA.

Definitive proof of who is better this weekend. :D

Can't believe Chelsea beat Barca today. Hmm, miracles do happen.

Hilario wasn't as bad as I thought.

With Cech out for the season, Chelsea's title chances went down a lot, but Cudicini is good so you can't rule them out.

ManUtd's still going to take it.

There is too much Ronaldo in this mood theme.

He looks mentally retarded, not annoyed.

( I am going to kill Mark if he doesn't shut this fucking show off )

Fucking, fucking McClaren.

What will it take for him to get off of his fucking high horse?

2-0 to Croatia.

Obviously, 3-5-2 is not working. England doesn't have the players to do it.

England scoreless against Macedonia.

Bloody fucking hell, McClaren.

Your midfield's wiped out and he doesn't bring back Becks. Pure genius. Look at where that got him.

Scotland beat France. Dunno what's funnier, Spain losing to Northern Ireland or this. Still brilliant.

...wtf is this shitty TV show.

Hope you enjoyed your time at the top, Chelsea, because you're not getting it back. :D

With Hargreaves, Lennon, and Cole injured, why the fuck isn't McClaren bringing Beckham back?

What a moron. I fucking hate this need to seem like he's in control at the expense of the team. So what if Becks is overrated and overpaid? He's still decent and a much better option at the moment than pulling up a defender.

He's almost as bad as Sven. D; I don't know what the fuck the BBC is talking about. We won over Andorra and Macedonia. Fucking amazing, really.

Marco van Basten isn't starting van Nistelrooy in his squad for Euro '08. Let's see how long this lasts. The Dutch complain about never doing well? Let's get a coach that isn't a moron. van Nistelrooy was Holland's leading goal scorer and the leading goal scorer of all time for ManUtd. Smart, van Basten. :)

Things that waste my time: applying to a spot at the universities even though I've no plans of going.

Kim keeps saying that it's a nice two year backup plan in case this falls through, but. D; It won't. Oh well, I'll be the only footballer who'll be able to say that he got into Oxford. D;

I think I might sit on the Japanese A-level considering... D; I'm fluent.

I hate life.

Kim wanted me to talk about things that aren't related to football. D; I do have a life outside of footie. I'm sure you're all shocked.

For Michaelmas half, obviously I'm playing football. Haven't lost yet. Minor sport is fives. Think I might sit in on some aikido sessions if I've got the time. Probably won't.

I'm a Sixth Form Select, aka Member of Eton Society, aka Popper. I'm not stupid after all, fuckers. D; For non-Etonians (i.e., all of you), I'm a prefect because I'm one of the top Oppidan scholars. D;

As usual, the Poppers have lost all common sense because they've finally been given the ability to dress themselves. D; Samuel showed up to divinity school today wearing a Union Jack waistcoat, ripped from Prince William. It was fugly when the Prince wore it and it's fugly now.

Samuel is House Captain. Not a big deal. I don't want the extra responsibility, anyway. I'm House Captain of Games, though. D:

I'm in Amateur Radio and Sport Societies like last year. They are... D: what they sound like. Amateur Radio is basically me talking for thirty minutes about football. D; Sport Society talks about football. D; Well. All Etonian sports and helps plan things and whatever.

Joined Film and Political Societies. I only joined Political because Sammy asked me to. All Political does is sit and talk about how Blaire and/or Bush are dumb. Don't really give a shit. Film sits around and watches movies. Joined it because Mark's the current head and he asked me to. Not that much of a time commitment, but I don't like either of them too much.

Uh. Might join the Debating society because Kim keeps telling me to apply my brain. Sammy's been in Lower Boy Debating and Debating societies now and he likes it, but Sammy's also... D: smarter than I am. He wants to become PM and change the world and all of that shit. He'd probably get along with Kim & Posse. As we all know, I want to kick a ball around for the rest of my life. D: We'll see.

A-levels: Biology, Economics, Sports Studies
General Studies: Physics, Spanish

A-levels are the classes I'm testing in. General studies aren't tested.

Finally dropped piano. Figure after eight years of the fucking thing, I've got enough musical ability to pass as a member of high society.

Kim wants me to keep on with French and Latin, but I don't think she understands that I'm fluent now and there'd be no point. D: UK >>>>> US.

The half is going well. I'll just be glad to get out of here so I can play for club. D: